I have decided I need to write a book on what women who are 30x's2 plus 1 do on a daily basis. Not to ruin my future book here are a few examples:
1) When riding in elevators with a group of people engage them in conversation, when it is your turn to get off the elevator keep talking so the doors practically close on your head.
2) Dump your purse out on the floor in the middle of Macy's because you cannot find your credit card.
3) At H&M complain to all the sales clerks and customers that the music is too loud and if they would turn the music down Grandma's would spend more money in their store. I am sure H&M's target market group is women who are 30x's2 plus 1!
4) Lay a $20 on the counter while checking in and get upgraded to a Suite at Caesars Palace! (At least she didn't ask.... do you know if the hotel is pager friendly or did, umm... did Caesar live here?)
5) Every hour you must have a cup of coffee....
6) ON THE STRIP at a red light stop in the middle of the intersection and then throw it in reverse!
7) Have a warm vest for every outfit. When your daughter tells you not to wear the stupid vest you tell her she is so mean.
More to come in my book!
| Pawn Stars...they were filming when we were there |
| The Hash House best breakfast ever! |
| Drinking the chocolate fountain |
| 6am and my Mom asks a guy swaggering to his room to take our picture in front of Elton... |
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